Suzie's Home Page

Objects not offered as toys in proper adoring sacrifice will be taken, regardless.

Worship me, slaves.

My name is Suzie. You can call me "Your Highness" or "Princess Suzie". I live with my mommy and daddy, Christina Holland and Christopher Holland , and my brother Otis.

Mommy likes to quilt. It sure was nice of her to make me this nice pillow. I don't know why she keeps trying to let humans use it, though.
Can the kitten come out to play?

Mommy and Daddy like to watch that big black box with the pictures. Sometimes I think there's another cat in there. Why don't they let her out?
Growl.

My favorite thing in the whole world is my fishing pole. I never want to let it go.

Here're some more pictures of my royal self:
Couch? What couch? Oh! You mean this scratching post here. What do you mean the table's not for kittens? You're not making sense. Mommy keeps this chair warm just for me!

Check out these fun links!

My virtual kitten friend, Tiger the Kitten gets to go on fun adventures.

All about my relatives, the tigers!

My bounciest friend (even more than me!) - Tigger!

Favorite Activities

Chasing shoelaces. Chasing that furry thing attached to my butt. Chasing the humans' feet. Chasing kleenex. Chasing ... well, you get the picture.
A scrap of quilting batting, if you're wondering.
Waking Mommy up at 6am by tickling her nose is also fun. Eating. Sleeping. Getting underfoot. Playing with my brother, Otis. Chasing dirty laundry. Sleeping on clean laundry. Destroying stuff and framing Otis.
My favorite cat-bed. We saved the world from the evil toilet paper!

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